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You aren't gettin any at home, so you got a lot of extra energy. Mike Lowrey: What the hell are you doin'? Marcus Burnett: Keepin' my shit quick. Marcus Burnett: I'd have dunked it on your ass. Captain Howard: Yeah, and you're going to be retired like him, too. Mike Lowrey: Everybody wants to be like Mike. Marcus Burnett: Yo, man, we ain't the Cosbys. Mike Lowrey: Please, married life is easy. You wouldn't last five minutes with my family. Marcus Burnett: Thank you-Thank you, but no thank you. Damn! Mike Lowrey: Look, I'll stay at the house with Theresa and the kids. My wife will kill my ass! Captain Howard: You don't like your job? Quit. Marcus Burnett: Captain! What kind of plan is that? I can't be shacked up with that woman. What did she say to you? The shooters are making their drop in four days? So we got four days. You're him! You're you! Fuck! Mike Lowrey: Can we get a time-out, Captain? What am I, the designated homeless? Captain Howard: Does it look like I care? Whatever it takes, all right? Whatever it takes. But until then- until then- YOU are Mike Lowrey, you be him, that's what you are, you're him- Marcus Burnett: But I- Captain Howard: You're him-I don't wanna hear it! You're him! And you, you're you, you be you, but.
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Do it for me! Now, if we can get this witness to IDs our shooters, maybe we catch our bad guys.
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Can you please- Mike Lowrey: Respect my stuff- Captain Howard: Shut up!! For years, Sinclair has been up my ass, trying to pin something on me. Marcus Burnett: I said she isn't a hooker. Mike Lowrey: Oh, so y-you left dogs in my house? There's dogs and a hooker in my house? How about you add some chimps, we can have a carnival. Mike Lowrey: What!? Captain Howard: You left her by herself? Our only fucking witness?! Mike Lowrey: You left a strange hooker alone in my apartment?! Marcus Burnett: The girl is not a hooker, as far as I know. Captain Howard: So where's the girl now? Marcus Burnett.
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Mike Lowrey: Can somebody talk to me, please? Can I know what's going on? Marcus Burnett: Captain, these fools could have gotten a look at my license plate last night. So what does that mean? It means if you have to be Mike Lowrey, Santa Claus, FD Hutton-I don't give a shit, that's what you're gonna be! Mike Lowrey: Wait a minute, what the hell is going on here? Captain Howard: I was getting them all in before you showed up. This witness-is my only good news I got, okay? The only good news. Captain Howard: Hey, do you want me to yell at you? 'Cause I can do that. Mike Lowrey: I haven't killed anybody yet today, Captain. Captain Howard: You're goddamn right it's getting out of control! Marcus Burnett: Look, man, I damn near had to pass a pop quiz before she believed I was him. Marcus Burnett: Look, Captain, this whole situation is getting out of control. Not to shoot up a neighborhood! Not to do another dead body! Just get the dope back, and do it quietly. Dialogue Captain Howard: Ho! What did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it. Julie Mott: : Hi Julie, what have you been up to the last couple of days?" Oh nothing, just hangin' out, handcuffed to steering wheels. Store Clerk: Freeze mother bitches! Ferguson: Watch your fucking mouth. Could you use a smaller gun? You got blood on me again. Other Characters Captain Howard: Ho, what did I say? Did you hear what I said? I heard what I said 'cause I was standing there when I said it. How the hell you gonna leave my ass at a gun fight to go get the car?!
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